Why Helicopters are better than women:
* A helicopter will kill you quickly ... A woman takes her time
* Helicopters Don't Take Forever To Warm Up.
* Helicopters Can Be Turned On By The Flick Of A Switch.
* A Helicopter's Thrust To Weight Ratio Is Higher.
* You Can Leave A Helicopter Before Sunrise.
* A Helicopter Does Not Get Mad If You Do A "Touch And Go".
* A Helicopter Won't Get Mad If You Ride Someone Else's Helicopter.
* You Can Calculate The Peak Performance Of A Helicopter before you get
in.
* A Helicopter Is Easy To Roll Over.
* You Can Still Turn On A Fifty Year Old Helicopter.
* A Helicopter Doesn't Object To A Pre-flight Inspection.
* Helicopters Come With Manuals.
* Helicopters Have Strict Weight limits.
* You Can Fly A Helicopter Any Time Of The Month.
* Helicopters Don't Have Parents.
* Helicopters Don't Whine Unless Something Is Really Wrong.
* You Can Share Your Helicopter With Your Friends.
* If Your Helicopter Smokes, You Can Do Something About It.
* Helicopters Don't Care About How Many Other Helicopters You've Flown.
* Helicopters Don't Mind If You Look At Other Helicopters, or If You Buy
Helicopter Magazines.
* You Don't Have To Be Jealous Of The Guy That Works On Your Helicopter.
* If You Say Bad Things To Your Helicopter, You Don't Have To Say Your
Sorry
Before You Can Fly It Again.
* Your Parents Don't Remain In Touch With Your Old Helicopter After You
Get
Rid Of It.
* Helicopters Always Feel Like Going For A Ride.
* Your Helicopter Never Wants A Night Out Alone With Other Helicopters.
* Helicopters Don't Care If You're Late.
* You Don't Have To Take A Shower Before Flying Your Helicopter.
* It's Always OK To Use Tie Downs On Your Helicopter.
