A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of
Wa****ngton DC. Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly, a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the
holdup?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi,
Harry Reid, and their "SUV" driver "Chuckles Nemo". They are asking
for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them
with gasoline and set them all on fire. We are going from car to car,
taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon!" <HOWLING LAUGHTER!!>
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