Why are so many of you old vets groaning about a possible Hillary
presidency? I, for one, can't wait! I can't wait for all that FREE
STUFF!
FREE healthcare for me and mine! FREE 401k for my kids! FREE birth bonu$
check when my kids start having kids! FREE high-speed wireless Internet
for
everyone! FREE mass transit! FREE public education for illegals! FREE
college education for all! OMIGOD!!! (Oops--no need for his help any
more--Hillary will take care of EVERY NEED). I can't wait for the new,
FREE
lifestyle. I've already shoved my bills, checkbook, and bank statements
into the shredder--don't need 'em anymore. I've also given my boss notice
that I won't be back after inauguration day. Everybody vote for
Hillary--unless you are one of those backwards fools who wants to work for
your living, or subsist on your various retirement/disability pensions.
This whole deal about providing for yourself is so...last century! C'mon!
Let's get all that FREE STUFF!!! Yay for Hillary!!!
