FOOD FUNNIES: Signs Your Caterer Used to Work for the NFL
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9. Since you chose the best entree, you get last draft choice on
the wine.
8. The servers dump the beverages over your head rather than filling
your glass.
7. None of the food served seems to require any sort of utensil
to eat.
6. It might explain why that waiter, Kurt, keeps dropping the first
course.
5. It's the first time you've ever seen a waitstaff come out
blocking for each other.
4. Your waiter just did the Lambeau Leap into an unsuspecting
table of Shriners.
3. After ru****ng through the guests without letting anyone snag
food from her tray, the server spikes the bean dip and dances
like a buffoon.
2. The only beverage choice you have is Gatorade.
... and the #1 Sign Your Caterer Used to Work for the NFL ...
1. The food's fine for the first three courses, but everyone
chokes on the fourth one.
