STUPID AMERICANS!
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Terrorist #2:
Hello!
Terrorist #1:
Hello. Muhammad Rachmad?
Muhammad Rachmad:
Yes. Is this Ibrahim?
Ibrahim:
Yes.
Very excited. Want to tell you of new plan. The best thing to do we
conclude is to send our men to America and have them trained to fly
planes. That way they can hijack the planes, and, instead of calling
for a ransom or anything, we can have them use the planes to ram into
buildings.
Muhammad Rachmad:
What are you talking about? We thought of that already. We've been
through that before. It's been 50 years since World War II, and you
know we have not had much success staging terror attacks against the
United States! We were virtually always caught! America is
considered impregnable to terror attacks!
Remember also that we understood our plates were full enough with
Israel on our hands? We've already discussed what would be gained
having a super-power to add to our plight. Didn't we discuss this
before?
Ibrahim:
Don't worry. Trust me. Things will be different this time. Yes,
America was impregnable to terror attacks, but that will all change.
Something is different this time.
Muhammad Rachmad:
What is it that is different?
Ibraham:
Nevermind that. Just trust me. We're planning to fly planes from
several locations. Three planes from different cities to fly to New
York. We've decided the best target would be the World Trade Center
buildings.
Muhammad Rachmad:
Where are you planning to fly the planes from?
Ibrahim:
Well, right now we plan one plane to fly from Boston.
Muhammad Rachmad:
Are you mad! You all are telling me you are going to fly planes from
a long distance away in order to crash into two prominent US buildings
in the most controlled airspace in the country?! YOU ALL HAVE LOST
IT! Why can't you hijack the plane from New York itself?!
Ibrahim:
No, don't worry! Trust me! It will go through!
Muhammad Rachmad:
Why are you so sure it will go through? You almost sound as if you
believe the planes would be LET THROUGH!
Ibrahim:
EXACTLY! Trust me! There is great leader who will let the hijacked
planes through!
Muhammad Rachmad:
YOU ARE NUTS! I can't understand what has come over you!
Ibrahim:
WE WOULD NOT DO THIS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD GO THROUGH!
We will even have time to let the passengers call home so that we can
make the situation more distressful to the stupid Americans!
Muhammad Rachmad:
So you have connections with the Americans?
Ibrahim:
Put it this way. If we fail, we would be the laughing stock of all
Islam to pull off such a feat from a great distance. Trust me: IT
WILL GO THROUGH! There is great leader in American who will help us!
Not only that, I bet you even after that, the stupid Americans will
re-elect that great leader claiming him to be a protector from
terrorism!
Muhammad Rachmad:
You think the Americans are that stupid??
Ibrahim:
You watch and see. DON'T WORRY! YOU JUST TRUST ME! We're not
talking about the British here. We're talking about the Americans!
Hey, gotta go. I think I'm being watched...
Click...
In His Grace,
Susan
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