MY HORRIBLE STORY
by Juan Smith
My name is Juan Smith. I am a resident of California but my story
begins 10 years ago in tExas. Since then I have been subject to
endless government and police harasment.
When I lived in Texas, the police began harssing me. First they would
make the radiostations play a whole lot of country music that I hated.
Then I was working as a pizzaboy and they hired a black man to rob me
at gunpoint.
And everywhere I wnet I would hear people saying my name, "Juan" this
and "Juan" that. I new it was the coward evil cops, because I was the
only Juan in Texas. Then they stepped up their harassmnet and had
everyone start speaking spañish around me to drive me crazy.
One day I got into my shower to find they had put a cow pie on my
loofah. There was no way that cow pie could have gotten there unless
the police broke into my trailer and put it there. I philed an
official complain t but they just laughed at me.
Now I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and the evil cowrard cops
are trying to entrap me by offering to sell me drugs whenever I go
to Golden Gate Parks.They disguise themselves as hippies and offer
me something called "LSD" in an attempt to control my mind. But I
am to smart for them, I bought a roll of heavy-duty aluminium foil
and used it to make a hat which neutralizes their mindctontrol drugs.
