As the Brown Govt slowly sinks into the sunset, The Daily Slime
has learned from sources inside govt that all members of Gordon
Brown's cabinet are to be issued with stab-proof vests to wear
around the House of Commons and in Cabinet meetings.
The taxpayer-funded vests will be double thickness at the back,
since that is where an attack is most likely to come from.
When Mr Brown was asked by a journalist in a interview:
"has it really come to this?"
he replied:
"it's due to the American sub-prime mortgage problem and the
global credit crunch which we are not immune from. We are
taking the right decisions for our long term interests."
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socialism is like chronic heart disease ...
you may not know you suffer from it, but it'll kill you in the end.
