The other day the famous co-discoverer of DNA, James Watson of
the UK, suffered a brain fart and publically claimed that black
people have lower IQ's than other races. He previously had
caused a fuss in 2000 when he claimed that latinos were more
***ual than English people, at least.
So to protest his unorthodox opinions, the scientific community
has responded by burning all research involving the DNA molecule
he and colleague Francis Crick discovered. At first they tried
to burn just the half that Watson discovered, but since the
nucleotides are complementary there were afraid that Crick's
half could replicate itself and cause Watson's racism to recur.