Once upon a time, management provided an on-site day care center where
employees could drop-off their sprogs while they went about their
daily work routines in offices and cubicles on the floors above. Oh
how wonderful! How progressive! Employee morale soared!
But in this particular day care center, there was a scarcity of toys,
playground equipment, balls, and other accoutrement that are necessary
to keep sproggen controlled and content.
It seems that the operators wanted to teach the inhabitants social
responsibility. This was done primarily thru role-playing and cute
little skits. For example, in one quaint little skit, white children
were told to pretend being black, while blacks assumed whiteness and
the year was 1855.
Then one day a black employee signed-out to go home and went down to
the ground floor to retrieve his niglet.
Upon arrival, he saw that little Rufus was wearing a dress.
Seems that the day care people were conducting an exercise in gender
role reversal.
You cannot imagine what happened next. Witnesses claimed that the old
boy ripped the dress off of his son and then physically assaulted two
of the day care employees. Security personnel had to mace him before
he could be controlled.
Next week, there were swings, see saws, sliding boards, toys, and the
other necessities of childhood at the day care center. I guess that
left-wing political correctness has its limits.


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