Look at that big line-up of cars, engines idling, gas wasting.
They're going to be late for work, this fine morning. Are they in a
traffic jam caused by an accident? Are they at a gas station where
gas is under $3.50? Hell no, they're at Dunkin' Donuts with glazed
eyes, salivating at the thought of a glob of dough, sugar, and lard
that will add to the atherosclerotic plaque in their arteries, thereby
increasing their risks of stroke and heart attack, and raising my
medical insurance premiums. How can people be so stupid and
disgusting?
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