"Now remember," the snake told the ass, "no matter what situation
you're in, no matter what animals you're talking to, make sure you
always mention how you're a 'leader' and know what's good for them,
and how the other candidates don't have a clue about any of those
things. But never be specific about precisely what you're going to
do. For instance, if the rabbits happen to ask you what you're
going to do about hunters, you just say that this is a matter that
calls for 'strong leadership,' and harp on how you've always been on
the cutting edge of change. Again, let's say the deer inquire about
the possibility of a year-round water supply, you can tell them that
this is something that you yourself have thought about (even though
you haven't) and that it will require the 'strong leadership' you've
always shown---even if you haven't. Remember, 'leadership'!
'Change'! 'New vision for the future'! Believe me, the animals in
this forest are so stupid that they'll vote for you just because you
sound good."
THE POLITY OF BEASTS
The TRUEST political book of its time; and there's not a single man
or woman in it.
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