This came in and I want to share it with you.
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An Australian Soldier was attending some university courses between
Deployments. He had completed tours in Timor, and just returned from
Iraq.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
The ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
Knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
Went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
Waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of
His chair, went up to the professor, and punched him; knocking him off
The platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his
Seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and sat
There looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Soldier and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you
Do that?"
The Soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
Australia's Soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh*t
and to act like an a***hole, so He sent me."
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