On Fri, 9 May 2008 07:35:26 -0700 (PDT), Emerson Wainwright
<emersonwainwright@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>On May 9, 12:53 am, Reverend Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>wrote:
>> On May 8, 5:11 am, Emerson Wainwright <emersonwainwri...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>> wrote:
>>
>> > "Seeming"?
>>
>> Yes. They seem like contradictions only to those of you with little
>> faith.
>
>I see. It's a good thing you have faith. Must save you a lot of $$$
>on doctor bills and prescriptions and the like.
>
>Anyway, let's take the example of Joseph's father.
>
>In Matthew, it says that Jacob (A) was the father of Joseph.
>
>Oh! But in Luke it says that Heli (non-A) was the father of Joseph.
>
>So you're believing that A = non-A. Which makes me wonder if you've
>ever successfully completed a course in basic arithmetic.
>
>Now, it COULD be true that Joseph had two daddies. Jacob and Heli
>might have been Lovers, raising Joseph. This would make sense because
>Joseph was clearly a liberal -- he helped out an unmarried pregnant
>**** named Mary by marrying her so she wouldn't be killed for her
>whoredom!
>
>Otherwise, though, one of the statements must be false. And if one of
>the statements is false, that means that your Bible is not inerrant.
>
>> To True Believers like me they're just tests of our confidence
>> in God's promises. He promised quite an extraordinary fate for homo
>> ***uals like you
>
>He loves the Homos. That's why he named humans "homo sapiens".
>
>He had only one Son -- Jesus -- who turned out to be Gay (VERY gay as
>we find out: he loved man-sweat, wore dresses and hung out with a pre-
>op tranny named "Mary") and God loved Jesus anyway and Jesus is in
>Heaven, still Gay and Unmarried and having Holy Dalliances with the
>Angels.
>
>> > No problem if they do that for themselves. It's when they insist
that
>> > everyone else do it that we have a problem.
>>
>> We don't insist that you accept the Holy Bible's plain truth.
>
>There doesn't appear to be a whole lot of truth in that book, to be
>honest with you, but there is some! I mean, we all know that the sun
>revolves around the earth (which is immovable, about 6,000 years old,
>has four corners and stands on pillars)
>
>> We
>> simply warn you of the dreadful consequences of rejecting it.
>
>Why can't ya just do that once and let it rest?
>
>> Why not
>> just ask God to help you understand His revelations? I did - and it
>> made me a much better person.
>
>Nobody else seems to concur with the position that you are a better
>person. And if you are, it would cause endless nightmares trying to
>picture how you were before you "understood" "His" "revelations".
>
>> God gave me the gift of healing as a
>> result.
>
>Heal thyself.
>
>> Just last night a man came
>
>*GASP!*
>
>> I prayed and the Power of God flowed straight thru me
>
>That is DISGUSTING!! I hope you used condoms.
>
>> > NB: 2 Timothy 3:16 was written BY A MAN.
>>
>> CORRECTION: The sacred text was TRANSCRIBED by a saint writing under
>> direct Divine inspiration.
>
>CORRECTIONS: There were no saints and there is no evidence of
>"Divine" inspiration, unless by "Divine" you mean "Mythological and
>Error-Filled".
>
>> > So were the rest of the books. Just saying "God inspired this"
doesn't make it
>> > true.
>>
>> Saying so doesn't - but the fact that God actually did inspire the
>> Holy Bible does.
>
>"Inspire" is a strange word, isn't it?
>
>He either wrote it or he didn't. If he sent his message through
>fallible man, then it's His own fault that the Bible is as ****ed up
>as it is.
>
>> Just look at all the fulfilled prophecy's in it.
>
>You mean like THIS one?:
>
>Isaiah 19:5-7
>And the waters of the Nile will be dried up, and the river will be
>parched and dry; and its canal will become foul, and the branches of
>Egypt's Nile will diminish and dry up, reeds and rushes will rot away.
>There will be bare places by the Nile, on the brink of the Nile, and
>all that is sown by the Nile will dry up, be driven away, and be no
>more.
>
>And THIS one?:
>
>Isaiah 17:1-2
>An oracle concerning Damascus. See, Damascus will cease to be a city,
>and will become a heap of ruins. Her towns will be deserted forever
>
>And how 'bout THIS one?:
>Ezekiel 26:7-14
>For thus says the Lord: "Behold I will bring upon Tyre from the north
>Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, king of kings, with horses and chariots,
>and with horsemen and a hosts of many soldiers. He will slay with the
>sword your daughters on the mainland; he will set up a seige wall
>against you. He will direct the shock of his battering rams against
>your walls, and with his axes he will break down your towers...With
>the hoofs os his horses he will trample all your streets; he will slay
>your people with the sword and your mighty pillar will fall to the
>ground...they will break down your walls and destroy your pleasant
>houses... I will make you a bare rock...you shall never be rebuilt,
>for I have spoken," says the Lord God.
>
>> When True Believers like me read from the Word, we get a special warm
>> glow all over
>
>That's called "Lust", you old whore.
>
>> God wants people
>> to be hot or cold - but never luke warm.
>
>Nobody's ever called me "lukewarm". I'm Scotty the Hotty, and I'm
>clearly going directly to Heaven.
>
>> >
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> God doesn't appreciate your mockery!
>
>Prove it.
>
>> Do you want to wind up in an
>> even hotter crag in hell that the one the devil's got all stoked up
>> and red hot for you right now?
>
>I'm going straight to Heaven, as you indicate above. Gonna hang with
>my bro', Gay Jesus. I'll probably put him on my "lap" after I have
>him brush his teeth and give him a good scrubbing down.
>
>> But He giveth us fredom of choice so's we can decide whether to obey
>> His Word or not.
>
>He's not very good at time management, then. Big waste of time if one
>is omniscient and already knows the outcome. It's rather like knowing
>in advance that you've won a backgammon game, but playing the game
>anyway, when you could have started a new one.
>
>> Those that obeys gets rewarded. Those that don't
>> get punished. God also tests His Faithful Servants like old Job and
>> me with occasional trials and tribulations to keep us extra faithful.
>> If we pass God's tests He gives us even bigger rewards - including
>> sprawling mansions in heaven. When He abandons the wicked, He gives
>> them good things too - like nice cars, flashy clothes, jewels and
>> political office - but then the agony's of eternal hell fire hurt them
>> all that much more.
>
>I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that deals can be struck with the
>Devil, so it might not be all that bad Downtown. That's where all the
>fun people are going, ya know.
>
>> God is omniscient - but He doesn't predetermine
>> every little detail of our lives. What would be the purpose in that?
>>
>> > so there would be no need to play this game with people's
>> > souls.
>>
>> It's not really a game. He just wants only the most faithful and
>> obedient in His Holy Kingdom.
>
>Doesn't he already know who is faithful and obedient? Or is he not
>omniscient?
It's all a joke to you now, Emerson, but I pray you'll turn your life
over to Christ before you meet God.
Always remember: Christ loves you, and so do I! Each and every one of you!
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