On May 9, 10:35 am, Emerson Wainwright <emersonwainwri...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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wrote:
> On May 9, 12:53 am, Reverend Mother Tucker <mother-tuc...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> wrote:
>
> > On May 8, 5:11 am, Emerson Wainwright <emersonwainwri...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > wrote:
>
> > > "Seeming"?
>
> > Yes. They seem like contradictions only to those of you with little
> > faith.
>
> I see. It's a good thing you have faith. Must save you a lot of $$$
> on doctor bills and prescriptions and the like.
>
> Anyway, let's take the example of Joseph's father.
>
> In Matthew, it says that Jacob (A) was the father of Joseph.
>
> Oh! But in Luke it says that Heli (non-A) was the father of Joseph.
>
> So you're believing that A =3D non-A. Which makes me wonder if you've
> ever successfully completed a course in basic arithmetic.
>
> Now, it COULD be true that Joseph had two daddies. Jacob and Heli
> might have been Lovers, raising Joseph. This would make sense because
> Joseph was clearly a liberal -- he helped out an unmarried pregnant
> **** named Mary by marrying her so she wouldn't be killed for her
> whoredom!
>
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Otherwise, though, one of the statements must be false. And if one of
> the statements is false, that means that your Bible is not inerrant.
>
> > To True Believers like me they're just tests of our confidence
> > in God's promises. He promised quite an extraordinary fate for homo
> > ***uals like you
>
> He loves the Homos. That's why he named humans "homo sapiens".
>
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> He had only one Son -- Jesus -- who turned out to be Gay (VERY gay as
> we find out: he loved man-sweat, wore dresses and hung out with a pre-
> op tranny named "Mary") and God loved Jesus anyway and Jesus is in
> Heaven, still Gay and Unmarried and having Holy Dalliances with the
> Angels.
>
> > > No problem if they do that for themselves. It's when they insist
that=
> > > everyone else do it that we have a problem.
>
> > We don't insist that you accept the Holy Bible's plain truth.
>
> There doesn't appear to be a whole lot of truth in that book, to be
> honest with you, but there is some! I mean, we all know that the sun
> revolves around the earth (which is immovable, about 6,000 years old,
> has four corners and stands on pillars)
>
> > We
> > simply warn you of the dreadful consequences of rejecting it.
>
> Why can't ya just do that once and let it rest?
>
> > Why not
> > just ask God to help you understand His revelations? I did - and it
> > made me a much better person.
>
> Nobody else seems to concur with the position that you are a better
> person. And if you are, it would cause endless nightmares trying to
> picture how you were before you "understood" "His" "revelations".
>
> > God gave me the gift of healing as a
> > result.
>
> Heal thyself.
>
> > Just last night a man came
>
> *GASP!*
>
LOL!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
> > I prayed and the Power of God flowed straight thru me
>
> That is DISGUSTING!! I hope you used condoms.
>
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
> > > NB: 2 Timothy 3:16 was written BY A MAN.
>
> > CORRECTION: The sacred text was TRANSCRIBED by a saint writing under
> > direct Divine inspiration.>
> CORRECTIONS: There were no saints and there is no evidence of
> "Divine" inspiration, unless by "Divine" you mean "Mythological and
> Error-Filled".
>
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > So were the rest of the books. Just saying "God inspired this"
doesn'=
t make it
> > > true.
>
> > Saying so doesn't - but the fact that God actually did inspire the
> > Holy Bible does.
>
> "Inspire" is a strange word, isn't it?
>
> He either wrote it or he didn't. If he sent his message through
> fallible man, then it's His own fault that the Bible is as ****ed up
> as it is.
>
> > Just look at all the fulfilled prophecy's in it.
>
> You mean like THIS one?:
>
> Isaiah 19:5-7
> And the waters of the Nile will be dried up, and the river will be
> parched and dry; and its canal will become foul, and the branches of
> Egypt's Nile will diminish and dry up, reeds and rushes will rot away.
> There will be bare places by the Nile, on the brink of the Nile, and
> all that is sown by the Nile will dry up, be driven away, and be no
> more.
>
> And THIS one?:
>
> Isaiah 17:1-2
> An oracle concerning Damascus. See, Damascus will cease to be a city,
> and will become a heap of ruins. Her towns will be deserted forever
>
> And how 'bout THIS one?:
> Ezekiel 26:7-14
> For thus says the Lord: "Behold I will bring upon Tyre from the north
> Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, king of kings, with horses and chariots,
> and with horsemen and a hosts of many soldiers. He will slay with the
> sword your daughters on the mainland; he will set up a seige wall
> against you. He will direct the shock of his battering rams against
> your walls, and with his axes he will break down your towers...With
> the hoofs os his horses he will trample all your streets; he will slay
> your people with the sword and your mighty pillar will fall to the
> ground...they will break down your walls and destroy your pleasant
> houses... I will make you a bare rock...you shall never be rebuilt,
> for I have spoken," says the Lord God.
>
> > When True Believers like me read from the Word, we get a special warm
> > glow all over
>
> That's called "Lust", you old whore.
>
> > God wants people
> > to be hot or cold - but never luke warm.
>
> Nobody's ever called me "lukewarm". I'm Scotty the Hotty, and I'm
> clearly going directly to Heaven.
>
There's no question about that!
> > >
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=
!!!!!=AD=AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > God doesn't appreciate your mockery!
>
> Prove it.
>
> > Do you want to wind up in an
> > even hotter crag in hell that the one the devil's got all stoked up
> > and red hot for you right now?
>
> I'm going straight to Heaven, as you indicate above. Gonna hang with
> my bro', Gay Jesus. I'll probably put him on my "lap" after I have
> him brush his teeth and give him a good scrubbing down.
>
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, Scotty! This may very well be the best APH post of
all time!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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