The art of non-stick velcro

(¯`·.¸Craig  Chilton¸.·´¯) -- Rx for RRR Cult's Loathsome Agendas: 
Extinction!, ye shard-borne jealous rascally knave, thou are now sailed
into the north of my ladies opinion, where you will hang like an icicle
on a Dutchman's beard, ye bad mouthed:

> im really confused about my ***uality. I a lovely girlfreind who i
> love to bits, but i think about guys in the 'wrong* way....if i look
> at a picture of a ****d guy i get really turned on, but i dont take
> the blindest bit of notice of ****d girls. sorry about going into
> details here ( lol ) but its just stuff like, if we are having ***, i
> close my eyes and think about ****d guys to get me going and help me
> orgasm. my god that sounds so bad when i write it down and read it
> back to myself...shouldnt i be concentrating on my girlfriend?? but i
> do really really love her!! is this a normal thing?? The thing is i
> long for a ***ual experience with a guy and if i am having *** or
> masturbating, they are all i think about. but i cant ever imagine
> myself being emotionally involved with another man. so what does this
> make me?? i cant be bi because as i say i dont feel emotional feelings
> for them. just dirty....im confused.