Are you volunteering, Shorn?
Seon F wrote:
> Maybe someone should dress up as Jesus and whack the founders of the
> Exclusive brethren.
>
> "Sir John Howard" <sirjohnhoward@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
> news:aa8abcef-e625-4f42-8ee1-b09a6686321e@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Jedi attack: Darth Vader lookalike spared
> >
> >
http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/darths-blast-after-10-litres-of-plonk/2008/05/14/1210444475675.html
> >
> > A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a black garbage bag for a
> > cape, and assaulted the founders of Britain's first Jedi church has
> > been given a suspended sentence.
> >
> > Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -
> > a.k.a. Master Jonba Hehol - with a metal crutch, hitting him on the
> > head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court in England. He also
> > whacked Jones's 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones - or Master Mormi
> > Hehol - bruising his thigh, in the March 25 incident.
> >
> > Unfortunately for Hughes, the incident was recorded on a video camera
> > that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber
> > battle.
> >
> > "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
> >
> > Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the
> > best part of a 10 litre box of wine beforehand.
> >
> > "He knows his behaviour was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he
> > has no recollection of it," said Hughes's lawyer, Frances Jones.
> >
> > District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but
> > suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay 100
> > pounds ($206) to each of his victims and 60 pounds in court costs.
> >
> > Barney Jones, his brother Daniel and cousin Michael set up the Church
> > of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. It claims about 30 members.
> >
> > Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the
> > Star Wars films. In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 - 0.7 per
> > cent of the population - listed Jedi as their religion.


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