1. Howard should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time
machine.
2. Whenever Howard is not on television, the pundits should look
around and ask, "Where's Howard?"
And finally:
3. During his next concession speech, have an intern jump up and
expose his right breast.
Hope this helps!
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On Larry King Live, Marlon Brando made the shocking statement that
Hollywood is "run by Jews." In response, outraged Jewish groups made it
snow in New York in April.
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