Dear FCC:
It's just a breast!
I have them. You have them. Your wife has them. Your daughter has
them. You let them show live footage of our soldiers being shot at.
You let them show movies where people are raped, murdered, and
mutilated. Thousands of people have been murdered on your prime time
cop shows, and you get yourself worked up over one bare breast?
I know what you're saying. You're saying it's about the children. How
do we explain breasts to our children? What if Janet has provided a
"gateway breast," encouraging children to play with breasts at home?
Do we have a breast crisis in America?
How do we explain breasts to our children? I'll take a shot at it.
"You see, Billy, what you have there is a breast. That was Janet
Jackson's breast, but actually, that breast is fake, like most things
they show on TV. Your girlfriend will have real breasts. They won't
look as good, but you'll probably enjoy them more. You want some more
Mountain Dew?"
Concerned citizen,
Michael Duff
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On Larry King Live, Marlon Brando made the shocking statement that
Hollywood is "run by Jews." In response, outraged Jewish groups made it
snow in New York in April.
http://www.michaelduff.net
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