Utarded Senator Orrin Hatch, on CBS Face the Nation
November 6, 2005, showed his true face when he
dropped his trousers, bent over the podium, and said,
"It's all yours Mr. Cheney, give me
the Chemical Light Stick of GOP Enlightenment".
Far be it from me to question the GOP leader****p's ***ual
preferences. The handjobs occurring in the privacy of
the Senate Republican Conference's cloakroom are assuredly
none of my business. The problem is that Mr. Hatch, by
wagging his ass for the VP during a worldwide broadcast,
is symbolically trying to stick it up the country's
collective asshole, and the senior pimp from Utah
doesn't speak for me.
Hatch voted to affirm the McCain amendment, banning abuse of all
prisoners of the United Government's by their agents. The amendment
was passed 90 - 9. It seems that just a few Vice Presidential words
whispered moistly into Hatch's ears is enough to get
his rear end quivering, and in the heat of partisan passion,
forgetting his recent Senate vote.
God Damned Anus Hatch, a real life example of why tightly knit
religious communities should look outside of their enclave to find
spouses. He is also Utah's very own poster boy for term limits.
On Face the Nation, Hatch explained his flip to a bellyflop
prostrate on the floor, ready willing and desireous of fulfilling
any role that Dick fantasizes about.
His equivocal jig, reversing his stance on the McCain Amendment
he justified thusly:
"Well, the White House and the vice president in
particular is against torture. He makes that very clear
in every discussion he has. But if you look at the rules
of the Geneva Conventions, you'll find that there is a
kind of a wide latitude of what can be used. Naturally,
the more extreme methods I don't think we want to use,
but they still are within--some of these methods,
within...the Geneva Convention rules. And all I'm saying
is that he is, is that he is definitely against torture.
The administration is definitely against torture. But
they're going to do everything in their power to make
sure that our citizens in the United States of America
are protected.
[...]
So far, since 9/11, we haven't had
another major terrorist incident."
It should be noted here, that Hatch wears an herbal poultice
around his neck to protect him from being eaten by Bengal Tigers,
and claims that the fact he is still amongst the living after
spending his life in Utah and inside of the Beltway
is a proof in the pudding testament to its effectiveness.
Hatch also proved that his Senate votes have about the same material
valuation as his personal honor, which is effectively nil, rounded
out to 6 significant figures. He voted to affirm the McCain
Amendment just one month ago, but during the Nov. 6, 2005, Fate the
Nation broadcast, he sung a different tune:
["
Schieffer: Well, let me just ask you this, Senator Hatch,
so our viewers will know where you come down on.
Are you on senator--I mean, are you on
the vice president's side on this or
are you on John McCain's side?
Sen. Hatch: Well, I'm on the vice president's side.
Schieffer: OK.
Sen. Hatch: The vice president said we should not--
that certainly any kind of these activities
ought to be barred from the military.
Schieffer: All right.
Sen. Hatch: And he agrees with McCain on that.
But where he disagrees is
the interrogation of people like...
Schieffer: All right.
Sen. Hatch: ...Khalid Shaikh Mohammed...
Schieffer: All right.
Sen. Hatch: ...who has helped us
to preserve and protect America.
"]
Senator hatch, refresh my memory please. You claim that Khalid
Shaikh Mohammed is not protected under the Geneva Conventions. Then
is he not being held as a criminal actor? Did I miss the government's
jumping through the required hoops, which are clearly delineated in
the US Constitution's Sixth Amendment?
You remember the one that begins:
IN ALL CRIMINAL PROSECUTIONS
This is not a gift that a magnanimous government extends to its
citizenry. It is a natural right possessed by all humans, that may
not be infringed upon by the government without first securing a
conviction in a legitimate public trial which provides due process
of law to the defendant.
Hatch would give up liberty, which he does not have
a right to possess, He truly believes the President
sit aboive the constitution, and may by his whim alone,
strip lige liberty and property from anyone to he chooses,
without first securing a proper conviction in a legitimate tribunal.
Hatch would give this to the same person who said:
"Intelligence gathered by this and
other governments LEAVES NO DOUBT
that the Iraq regime continues
to possess and conceal some of
the most lethal weapons ever devised."
GW Bush - March 17, 2003, speech
The man who is also the miserable failure
tasked with America's defense on September 11, 2001.
IS HATCH ****ING INSANE?
Hatch exposed his relativist side on this Face the Nation broadcast,
when he stated the current GOP's current position on the Senate's
Constitutionally mandated duty of Advice and Consent
to a Presidential Federal Court nominee:
"Well, we believe that ideology
should not be the determination."
Hatch changed his stripes the day Bush changed places with Clinton.
Read what he said on the senate Floor March 19, 1997:
"As Senators, we have a responsibility to the public to
ensure that candidates for the Federal bench are
scrutinized for political activists. A judge who does
not appreciate the inherent limits on judicial authority
under the Constitution and would seek to legislate from
the bench rather than interpret the law is a judicial
activist, and nominees who will be judicial activists
are simply not qualified to sit on any Federal bench,
let alone the Federal circuit court of appeals or any
Federal circuit court of appeals.
As chairman of the Judiciary Committee, I will continue
to carefully scrutinize the records involved in cases of
judicial nominees and to exercise the Senate's
advise-and-consent power to ensure we keep activists off
the bench."
Senator Orrin Hatch
Congressional Record: March 19, 1997 (Senate)
[Page S2515-S2538] - [DOCID:cr19mr97-124]
Hey flip flopping Hatch,
the abuse of detainees must cease.
NOT UNDER MY FLAG,
NOR DONE IN MY NAME.
Keep your perversions
where they properly belong:
In your own home
on LDS family night.
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