IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM
WHY NOT CONJOIN WITH THEM?
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Now that the respectable interval of two years
has passed since the Supreme Court Case
of Lawrence v. Texas was published,
which overturned Texas sodomy laws,
Senator Rick Santorum has decided to come clean,
and admit openly to the world,
that yes,
he deeply desires
to **** a Duck.
<http://tinyurl.com/9pu9c>
