Now this is some funny stuff. Kerry has to be like a republican to get
elected.
John
Massachusetts – John Kerry, distraught and teary eyed after visiting the
flag draped coffin of ex-president Ronald Reagan, announced his plans to
resume the era the Great Communicator left behind.
”I will make this country great again.” Said Kerry. “I will go back to
values Reagan set, and beyond. Beyond Reagan perhaps, many years ago. Such
as a time we were still ruled by England. But say this time it is France.
So
my message is I will make this country great again, like Reagan, only we
all
speak French. I will also work on environmental and deficit issue, in
French.”
Kerry was then seen talking to the newly widowed Nancy Reagan. He was
overheard telling others she was a somewhat attractive widow, who must
have
a fairly sizable net worth.
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