An example of what a stupid libretarded dummicrat will write about.
John
And Now, a Public Service Announcement from John Kerry's Hair
Jun 7 2004 by John Kerry's Hair
I am the hair of John Kerry. We've been together for a long time, and it's
been quite a journey. From the mansions and country clubs of upper-class
Boston to the rice paddies of Vietnam, we've been through a lot of things
together.
Now, John's running for President, and I couldn't be happier. It's not
easy,
though. The harsh lights, the long schedule...it's all I can do to stay
firmly rooted in his scalp. I take some amount of pride in knowing that
many
voters' perceptions of him are based on me. I've heard women make comments
about his "thick, lustrous hair," and many even call him handsome. I know
that's because of me. I mean, look at him.
Not to be negative, but a candidate needs really good hair. Either good
hair
or good policy. I'm amazed Bush was elected at all. But, be that as it
may,
Democrats usually have really good hair. Clinton had it, so did Kennedy.
If
you look, even Thomas Jefferson had really good hair. Auburn hair with
strawberry highlights, and that was in the time before dyes. I don't know
what that guy Traficant was thinking.
It's been a good run, being with John all these years. Although I'm happy
now, I still sometimes drift back to those halcyon days after the war. I
was
long and dark, and constantly run-through by hippie girls' fingers. That
was
great. I love to see that old footage, testifying before Congress,
standing
strong before The Man. Those were really heady times. I always had the
best
smell, that sweet mix of patchouli and pot smoke.
But these days, I'm happy. John's really happy, too. He's doing okay in
the
polls, and I'm still hanging in there with him. With a little hard work by
me, and a vote from you, I may be sliding across pillow cases on
Pennsylvania Avenue next January.
Thank you, and vote Kerry!
|
