15. They can't understand why people would rather wait 5 hours for a photo
op with a coffin than wait 15 minutes to see a bad disaster movie.
14. Zealots are popping out of the woodwork to whine, "He ruined my
career 20 years ago blah blah... he was the worst president ever blah
blah... I hope he rots in hell blah blah..." Repressed anger, anyone?
13. If the election was held this week, the Democrats would be utterly
humiliated and discredited because of the thousands of people who are
either neocon or Republican-sympathizers.
12. This isn't just some lame-o reality show -- this is a week of national
mourning, cable bios on the man's life, wall-to-wall T.V. news coverage
of all events, and live history in the making.
11. No one has ever heard of a liberal who received a state funeral, F16
jet flyover, and military band playing "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
-KC, adding my own 2 cents.
TOP TEN REASONS LIBERALS HATED RONALD REAGAN
10. When Reagan spoke, he really connected with the American public who
tended to throw rocks when liberals talked.
9. They were constantly embarrassed by how all the times he appeared on
T.V. it caused them to wet their pants.
8. Reagan's war on drugs caused hippies to get beat up twice as much as
usual.
7. They never made as much money as they wanted to make during the "decade
of greed."
6. Reagan's looking at issues in black and whites made the liberal elites'
lengthy thesis on grays much less popular.
5. Numerous times Reagan invited them for policy discussions and then just
trapped the liberals in his Oval Office while he beat them with a bat.
4. Reagan just never understood that, despite millions dead and oppressed,
the Soviet Union had really good intentions.
3. During the economic boom of the Eighties, the liberals had to
constantly hold their hand over their ears and yell, "La! La! La! Not
listening!" to keep from having their economic views objectively
disproved.
2. There was some suspicion he dyed his hair.
And the last reason that liberals hated Ronald Reagan...
1. He was optimistic for the future of the United States of America, their
least favorite nation.
- posted at Frank J's webblog, June 8 2004
http://www.imao.us/archives/001538.html
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