"Wide Eyed in Chunder" <kands00@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wroteth:
> Jesus Loves Me
The Fundy Version ............
Jesus luvs me
(and I luv my bible)
This I know
(because I believe anything written in the bible ... including the Index)
For the Bible
(written in King James English by God himself with a ballpoint pen)
Tells me so
(and I also hear voices in my head)
Little Ones to Him belong
(but only if they are Trew Kristyuns)
They are weak
(and easier to throw into Hell to be burnt forever by our luvving God)
But HE IS STRONG
(I can smell him a mile away)
Sing it with me
(ad nauseum like a Jesus Jingle)
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
The Bible luvs me
This I know
For the Fundies
Tell me so
Silly ones to them belong
They own God
So they ain't wrong
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
Yes, Bible luvs me
The Fundies tell me so
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