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<font size=6 color=red>In Case You Missed It Dept.:</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>The National Rifle Association convention in
Louisville Friday paid tribute to Charlton Heston. The late star was a
proud
gun owner and advocate of law and order. He had no friends in Los Angeles
until the riots broke out, and then he was made king. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Hillary Clinton campaigned in Oregon and Kentucky
Friday. Her chances depend on her winning both primaries. She needs a
miracle, but unfortunately she used up her quota of miracles when she
prayed
for her husband to stay faithful during the campaign. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Hillary Clinton lauded Ted Kennedy Saturday
although
he backs Obama. She bears no grudges. No one wants to say she has a voodoo
doll but after Ted Kennedy went to the hospital, Ken Starr slept without
back pain for the first time since Whitewater. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Barack Obama found himself being attacked by
President Bush in Israel Thursday, capping off a long week for him. The
day
before, he apologized for calling somebody sweetie. He was thanking John
Edwards for endorsing him and couldn't remember his name. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Hillary Clinton told an Oregon crowd Saturday she
has
been declared dead many times and it's always premature, adding that she
hopes it's premature this time, too. We might as well elect her and get it
over with. If Hillary Clinton turns out to be immortal she's going to run
for president every four years for the rest of eternity. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Hillary Clinton went to church in Kentucky on
Sunday
where the pastor preached about adultery. Everyone was embarrassed. You'd
think that when the Secret Service called ahead they would be able to tell
the church secretary which Clinton was coming. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Mike Huckabee made an appearance on NBC's Meet the
Press on Sunday. The network needed a moral conservative for balance. Now
that gay marriage has been upheld by courts, NBC News anchors are free to
tell Obama just how much they really love him. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Osama bin Laden responded to Israel's sixtieth
birthday celebration Friday by calling for perpetual holy war against
Israel. He repeated the threat in a second tape two days later. Some
people
get real testy when you don't invite them to a party. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
came out starring Harrison Ford. Everybody is watching the box office. If
movie audiences accept a sixty-five-year-old man as an action hero, John
McCain is only a fedora and a bullwhip away from the presidency. </font>
<p>
<font size=5 color=red>Senator Barack Obama campaigned for Native American
votes in Crow Agency, Montana, on Monday. He was made an honorary member
of
the Crow Nation and given his own tribal name. It means One Who Must Never
Be Criticized or His Jaw Will Shatter. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Hillary Clinton went to a Methodist church in
Kentucky Sunday and got a sermon on adultery. Imagine her bewilderment. It
was Trinity Sunday on the church calendar and the last thing Hillary
wanted
to be reminded about was Gennifer, Paula and Monica. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Senator Robert Byrd endorsed Barack Obama for
president Monday. He once belonged to the Ku Klux Klan. You would be in
the
nuthouse today if five years ago you had told anybody that Jeremiah Wright
and Robert Byrd would be backing the same candidate. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Hillary Clinton begged super-delegates for their
convention votes Monday. They are elected officials and party elders who
are
given enough convention votes to overturn an elected nominee. Years ago a
small group of well-connected politicians would determine the party
nominee
in a smoke-filled room and today there's no smoking. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>-- Argus Hamilton</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red> In the new bin Laden tape - this is shocking - he
admits he had an affair with Barbara Walters. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>How about the campaign? Hillary is an optimist.
She's
the kind of person who sees the pantsuit as half full. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Don't discount Hillary. She has a backup plan:
She's
going to marry John McCain.</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>How about that presidential campaign? Hillary
Clinton
still in the race, winning delegates, though she has no chance of winning.
That's like the losing team in the World Series, continuing to show up at
the stadium. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>She's in debt; her campaign is $21 million in debt.
Now, when she gets that 3 a.m. phone call? It's from a loan shark. </font>
<p>
<font size=5 color=red>She's ready for her next primary in Puerto Rico.
She
plans on campaigning in a skimpy two-piece pantsuit.</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>-- Letterman</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Things are not looking good for Hillary. Today, she
was thinking of changing her name to Gas Prices just to see her numbers go
up. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Scorcher today. It was so hot, Hillary Clinton
became
delusional and began claiming she can win the White House . . . no, sorry,
that was the regular Hillary. It had nothing to do with the heat. </font>
<p>
<font size=5 color=red>Yesterday, an estimated 75,000 people attended a
Barack Obama rally on the banks of the river . . . . after the rally,
Barack
feed them all with just five loaves of bread and two fishes. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>The oldest serving member of Congress, former Klan
member Sen. Robert Byrd, has endorsed Barack Obama for president. That's
got
to make Hillary feel good . . . Even the Klan guys are going, "I'm going
with the black guy." </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>The New York Daily News says that Barack Obama's
biggest problem now is how to get rid of Hillary Clinton "gently." To
which
Bill Clinton said, "Good luck with that. Let me know how that's
going."</font>
<p>
<font size=5 color=red>I mentioned this yesterday. On Sunday, Hillary
Clinton attended church services at a church in Bowling Green. It just so
happened that the minister gave a 60 minute sermon on adultery. Here is
the
really embarrassing part: Right after the minister finished, Bill stood up
and gave a 20 minute rebuttal.</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Democrats had their primaries in Oregon and
Kentucky.
You know what that means? Nothing. When's it going to be over? It's like a
bad NBC show that's still on the air. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Actually it's a big victory for Hillary. She won
big
in Kentucky. Of course, now she can move on to the Belmont Stakes. </font>
<p>
<font size=5 color=red>While she was in Louisville, they showed her on the
news in the mall trying on different pairs of reading gl*****. Apparently
she can't read the writing on the wall.</font> <p><font size=5
color=red>Congratulations to David Cook from "American Idol." He got an
amazing 50 million votes. He got so many votes, Hillary offered him the VP
spot. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>You know the difference between "American Idol" and
the Democratic primary? They count the votes from Florida and
Michigan.</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>-- Leno</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Bill Clinton gave a speech at a high school in
Kentucky, and he was 90 minutes late. Clinton told the students, "I'd
explain why I'm late but you're not quite old enough." </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>In a speech this past weekend, Hillary Clinton said
John McCain couldn't be more out of touch. Then she said, "If you'll
excuse
me, I'm about to win the Democratic nomination." </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Next month, one of the last Democratic primaries
will
be held in the state of Montana. Barack Obama was expected to win the
sup****t of Montana's black voters, but they both moved to Idaho.
</font>
<p>
<font size=5 color=red>This week, Barack Obama was endorsed by 90-year-old
Sen. Robert Byrd. Byrd said, "Obama will make a great president, and if he
doesn't, I won't be around anyway." </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>-- Conan O'Brien</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>There'a big movie opening: "Narnia, Prince
Caspian."
I like fantasy movies . . . Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings . . . that Al
Gore movie . . . </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Gay marriage is secretly a right-wing conspiracy to
stop gay ***, that's what I think. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>It's a big night: the Democratic primaries and
"American Idol." On the one hand, a juvenile popularity contest that
nobody
cares about and on the other hand "American Idol." </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>"American Idol" last night . . . I never miss it.
It's
nice to see a contest that actually has a winner - I'm talking to you,
Democrats. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>-- Craig Ferguson</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Osama bin Laden has released a new video. He's
doing
great - he's ordered a new cot for the cave. </font><p>
<font size=5 color=red>Barack Obama got the endorsement of Sen. Robert
Byrd,
who believe it or not, is a former Exalted Cyclops of the KKK. Not a great
sign for Hillary Clinton when even former Klan members are sup****ting
Obama.
</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Don't be surprised if tomorrow he endorses Clinton
.
.. . or Walter Mondale. </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>Obama is expected to clinch the majority of the
delegates, but there are delegates, superdelegates, pledged delegates,
Lemon-Pledge delegates . . . </font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>And of course, the farmer and the delegates.
Without
those you don't get into the White House.</font> <p>
<font size=5 color=red>America has a new American Idol. Hillary Clinton
called the loser, David Archuleta, and told him not to give up. </font>
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<font size=5 color=red>-- Jimmy Kimmel</font> <p>
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