On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:43:19 -0400, Patriot Games wrote:
> Well, like many staunch Republicans, I'm too much of a coward to fight
> in a war myself, so (like most of us!) I talk up a storm about more wars
> and believe that killin and dying is good, just as long as my hands
> ain't gettin dirty.
Not me! I'm a liberal Democrat leftist, and I love the way democrats
always cleverly use the media to drum up sup****t for some war among the
republicans while we all smoke dope and "protest" the very war we
cleverly got going. LBJ with the fake Tonkin Gulf incident is my hero!
> However, like our hero Rush Limbaugh, my IQ was too low to meet the
> already low standards of our military and at 5' 4" 380 lbs., they said I
> am too fat and too stupid to be accepted.
In my case that was no problem. I'm far too educated and intelligent to
serve the country even in a war that "we" started. In the world there are
those who are smart and those who are dumb. And the rich and smart have a
sacred duty to take advantage of the poor and dumb. We are the only ones
with enough brains to tell the rest of the morons in the world what is
best for them. Left to their own devices, they fall into superstition and
depravity. That is why they all need our enlightened leader****p! Without
us telling them what to do their disgusting society would soon crash and
burn. The world can't survive without our knowledge!
> Besides, if I'd been accepted, I would have been caught by the enemy and
> turned against my fellow POWs and my country, just like John McCain did.
Well, that part is right.
> So, now, all I have is my social security and money from bottle deposits
> to sustain me until I die a miserable death of Alzheimer's and AIDS, a
> legacy of me taking it up the ass from other men. I live in a trailer
> down by the river.
Not me. I've got mummy and daddy's trust fund to live on which is why I'm
not under government control like the rest of the hillbillies. That is
why I'm qualified to tell everyone else how to live and what to think.
It's why my pals in the media make a story say anything I tell them to
say. Money talks. Bull**** walks.
> Even today I crap my pants and run the other way when I see a Muslim on
> the street.
We power elite LOVE "diversity" so long as someone else has to put up
with Third World scum on our streets. In my limo I never notice them at
all. That is why I can keep working for a world union of socialist
republics like the old USSR. It really didn't crash and burn because the
political system was fatally flawed. No. It failed because *I* wasn't in
charge! One day soon when *WE* get in power you'll see that the USSR
isn't dead, it's only sleeping! And there will be a new and glorious day
as those of us with the education and intelligence plan in detail the
lives of all other people and the earth becomes a worker's paradise just
like the old USSR!
Vote for the power elite!
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