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Re: Why I Never Served In The Military

by benj <Spam1@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Apr 18, 2008 at 12:31 PM

On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:43:19 -0400, Patriot Games wrote:

> Well, like many staunch Republicans, I'm too much of a coward to fight
> in a war myself, so (like most of us!) I talk up a storm about more wars
> and believe that killin and dying is good, just as long as my hands
> ain't gettin dirty.  

Not me! I'm a liberal Democrat leftist, and I love the way democrats 
always cleverly use the media to drum up sup****t for some war among the 
republicans while we all smoke dope and "protest" the very war we 
cleverly got going. LBJ with the fake Tonkin Gulf incident is my hero! 

> However, like our hero Rush Limbaugh, my IQ was too low to meet the
> already low standards of our military and at 5' 4" 380 lbs., they said I
> am too fat and too stupid to be accepted.

In my case that was no problem. I'm far too educated and intelligent to 
serve the country even in a war that "we" started. In the world there are 
those who are smart and those who are dumb. And the rich and smart have a 
sacred duty to take advantage of the poor and dumb. We are the only ones 
with enough brains to tell the rest of the morons in the world what is 
best for them. Left to their own devices, they fall into superstition and 
depravity. That is why they all need our enlightened leader****p! Without 
us telling them what to do their disgusting society would soon crash and 
burn.  The world can't survive without our knowledge! 

> Besides, if I'd been accepted, I would have been caught by the enemy and
> turned against my fellow POWs and my country, just like John McCain did.

Well, that part is right. 
 
> So, now, all I have is my social security and money from bottle deposits
> to sustain me until I die a miserable death of Alzheimer's and AIDS, a
> legacy of me taking it up the ass from other men.   I live in a trailer
> down by the river.

Not me. I've got mummy and daddy's trust fund to live on which is why I'm 
not under government control like the rest of the hillbillies. That is 
why I'm qualified to tell everyone else how to live and what to think. 
It's why my pals in the media make a story say anything I tell them to 
say. Money talks. Bull**** walks. 

> Even today I crap my pants and run the other way when I see a Muslim on
> the street.

We power elite LOVE "diversity" so long as someone else has to put up 
with Third World s*** on our streets. In my limo I never notice them at 
all. That is why I can keep working for a world union of socialist 
republics like the old USSR. It really didn't crash and burn because the 
political system was fatally flawed. No. It failed because *I* wasn't in 
charge! One day soon when *WE* get in power you'll see that the USSR 
isn't dead, it's only sleeping! And there will be a new and glorious day 
as those of us with the education and intelligence plan in detail the 
lives of all other people and the earth becomes a worker's paradise just 
like the old USSR! 

Vote for the power elite!


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Re: Why I Never Served In The Military
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