Patriot Games wrote:
> Well, like many staunch Republicans, I'm too much of a coward to fight
in a
> war myself, so (like most of us) I talk up a storm about more wars and
> believe that killin and dying is good, just as long as my hands ain't
gettin
> dirty. I did try to enlist for the big military defeat in Vietnam back
in
> the 1960's, but that was only because a couple of other friends who were
also
> pedophiles told me that once we got over there, there were nothing but
men as
> far as the eye could see and we would have guns and the pick of all the
> little Vietnamese boys in the defenseless villages we got to burn.
>
> However, like Rush Limbaugh, my IQ was too low to meet the already low
> standards of our military and at 5' 4" 380 lbs., they said I was too fat
and
> too stupid to be accepted.
>
> Besides, if I'd been accepted, I would have been caught by the enemy and
> turned against my fellow POWs and my country, just like John McCain did.
>
> So, now, all I have is my social security and money from bottle deposits
to
> sustain me until I die a miserable death of Alzheimer's and AIDS, a
legacy of
> me taking it up the ass from other men.
>
> Even today I crap my pants and run the other way when I see a Muslim on
the
> street.
>
> It's embarassing.
>
>
You have provided new meaning to the term "chicken hawk." Well done!
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