Re: *** in public is a fine thing which doesn't bother anyone

On Fri, 02 May 2008 23:56:49 -0700, gooddad wrote:

> On May 1, 10:28 pm, Curly Surmudgeon <CurlySurmudgeon_...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
wrote:
>> On Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:31:33 -0700, gooddad wrote:
>> > People who are against *** are ugly fat people who can't get laid, or
>> > are people who have never been ****ed good.
>>
>> Are you really this stupid?  Let me relate a story:
>>
>> From our earliest years one favorite pastime was to visit San Francisco
>> for fresh Dungeness Crab.  We'd pack a backpack with cutting board,
>> newspaper(tablecloth), bottle of wine, stick of real butter, and a
>> Martinelli's Sparkling Cider for our daughter.  Most times we'd
>> patronize Cresci Bros on the Wharf (now the "Crab Depot").  My daughter
>> and I would spend an inordinate amount of time selecting the freshest
>> live crab then wait the 22 minutes while it cooked.  During that time
>> we'd stroll across the street and buy a loaf of hot Boudin's Sourdough
>> Bread.
>>
>> When the weather was nice we'd eat on the pier behind or Aquatic Park
>> but this is a Northern California coastal town and in the winter it can
>> be quite brisk.  For those times we'd eat inside the Cannery or
>> Exploratorium.
>>
>> One day, in the Cannery, Harry <something>, an aspiring magician later
>> to get his own tv show, was performing.  We sat in the back at an
>> outdoor dining table and this time had bought a bottle in town as I'd
>> not had a white wine acceptable for crab.  To that end we'd also
brought
>> a small styrofoam cooler with ice to quickly chill the wine a bit.  The
>> 2.5 hour trip turned the ice into slush, all the better for our
>> purposes.
>>
>> We dug into a late lunch, famished, while keeping an eye on the stage
>> and act.  Harry was hilarious.  Harry first noticed this weirdo two
>> tables away dry-humping the bench oblivious to the world. (or perhaps
>> got his jollies this way)  No matter what Harry said the guy wouldn't
>> cease ****ing a wooden bench like it was Sophia Loren.
>>
>> My daughter was about 8 years old and intensely curious about what was
>> going on and "what is that guy doing, daddy?"
> 
> 
> So you hold up an 8 year old child, making a fallacious appeal to their
> youth, when you could very easily explain *** to her instead of hiding
or
> repressing it.  Children can learn about *** as easily as they can learn
> the rules of s****ts, since it's relatively simple.

Do not make assumptions then build a house of cards atop.

>> After gentle prodding from
>> the stage and hoots from the audience I walked over and emptied the ice
>> chest on the asshole.
> 
> 
> Wow, so you assaulted him.

Nope, I dowsed his enthusiasm rather than putting my foot up his ass.

>  A crime.

Again, you're building a house of cards based upon erroneous assumptions. 
Don't do that.

>  His rights should be protected and
> if you continue in such assaults you should be arrested.  Your right to
> look away or go someplace else was protected.  And if it was on private
> property, then the owner had the right to kick him out as well.

Try arresting me and I'll put the reserved foot up your ass.

If you masturbate in front of my family, if you **** in front of my
family, then I will stop you.  Don't like that?  Behave in a civil manner
in public.  Misbehave and be stopped.  Forcefully if required.

>> Instead of reacting he stood up and calmly walked away as if nothing
>> had happened.
>>
>> ****ing in public offends people.  Part of the responsibility for
>> living in a civilization is to consider the mores of others and not
>> intentionally goading people.  You may think it's ok to have *** in
>> public, I don't.
>>
>> Depending on the cir***stances you should expect either, a foot in the
>> ass, arrest and incarceration, objective opinions on your ***** size,
>> quality, style, speed, and lovemaking, insults, violence.  Any or all
>> of the aforementioned in fact.
>>
>> ****ing in the forest for the squirrels and birds is one thing, in the
>> public square is another.  It's a pretty simple concept, what's wrong
>> your head?
>>
>> > *** in public should be legal.  It's the oldest act known to mankind,
>> > and your unalienable right.
>>
>> As someone else said, "Tell that to the judge."
> 
> 
> I'll use your own question against you: "Have you ever dispassionately
> compared your own arrogant judgements against those of Islamic Imans?"

Yes, more often than one might think.  As the more powerful of our species
it is our biological and evolutional niche to protect our weaker members. 
****ing in public offends most women and violates a family's right to
educate their children at the age-appropriate time and manner.

As implied by another above, try ****ing on the steps to your local police
station and experience the result first hand.

> You are no different from them, and are thus a hypocrite of the highest
> order.  They would attack a woman for showing her face in public and
> they would use exactly the same argument as yours, which is apparently
> merely the imposition of your own subjective morality and not based on
> reason.

You are welcome to your opinion.  You are not welcome to **** in public.

>> -- Regards, Curly
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Regards, Curly
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