"Flash Bazbo" <djflsdkjf@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 13 May 2008 16:30:29 -0700, AnAmericanCitizen
> <NoAmnesty@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>
>>
>>I don't agree with everything here, however, I believe there's more
right than
>>wrong
>>in it.....AAC
>>
>>
>>Subj: " RESIGNATION SPEECH"
>>
>>If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech should be.....
>>
>>
>>Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not
>>doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who
more
>>than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened,
and
>>that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
>>
>>I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in
>>lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution,
let
>>me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses
in
>>this office.
>>
>>
>>The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up. I'm fed up because you
have
>>no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's
going
>>on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too
damned
>>lazy to do your homework and figure it out.
>>
>>Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and
the
>>news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in
the
>>tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record
>>numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities,
I'll
>>point out that minority business owner****p is at an all-time high. Our
>>unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton
>>administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't
sink
>>in.
>>
>>Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded
to
>>record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these
>>markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most
of
>>you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because
there's
>>increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small
handful of
>>noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property
than
>>your economic security.
>>We face real threats in the world.
>>
>>Don't give me this 'blood for oil' crap. If I were trading blood for oil
I
>>would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the
country
>>go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' crap either.
If
>>I were the liar you take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons
>>planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to
the
>>fact that the intelligence was faulty.
>>
>>Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the
goods,
>>same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was
official
>>US policy before I came into office. Clinton established that policy.
Bet
>>you didn't know that, did you?
>>
>>
>>You need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold
>>war, there were two major competing political and economic models
squaring
>>off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the
Communists
>>wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and
>>out-tech them.
>>
>>That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care
if
>>they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they
>>weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can.
But
>>they are. They want to kill you, and they're all over the globe. You
should
>>be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United
>>States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no
idea
>>how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and
>>homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this
whole
>>mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult
fight.
>>I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight
>>amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'
>>
>>
>>Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things
through
>>the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars
should
>>last a few months, a few years, tops.
>>
>>Making matters worse, you actively sup****t those who help the enemy.
Every
>>time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a
>>cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, you might just as well
>>FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
>>
>>
>>In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over
the
>>Internet, It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC
News.
>>But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would
rather
>>watch American Idol.
>>
>>
>>I could say more about your expectations that the government will always
be
>>there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's
>>below sea level and has a Category 5 hurricane approaching.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>I could say more about your idiotic belief that government, not your own
>>wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion
that
>>were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
>>
>>So, I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient
house
>>down there (Al Gore could only dream of) and the capability to be fully
>>self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and
as
>>soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
Maybe
>>I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of
America
>>fall.
>>
>>
>>
>>Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too.
>>
>>That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it - you can have
>>her. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of
hope
>>that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn
>>this thing around in 2008.
>>
>>So that's it.
>>
>>God bless what's left of America . Some of you know what I mean. The
rest of
>>you - KISS OFF
>
> Whatever, dude. As long as the Chimp and Darth resign so we can start
> repairing the damage those two did to our country and Constitution.
You sound like a 2.0 kind of guy! ...still!


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