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Re: I can marry my dog in CA!

by "Dr. Barry Worthington" <shrbw@[EMAIL PROTECTED] > May 16, 2008 at 12:25 PM

On May 15, 11:57=A0pm, Filthy Canadian
<MyQueenMumLove...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> Man! Them dudes got it going don't they, eh!
>
> I always did have this thing about my 'lead' dog, Slope!

What makes you think that 'Slope' returns these feelings, and wants to
marry you?

You see, 'Slope' is a dog and you are a 'homo sapiens'. You can
communicate with other homo sapiens because they are of the same
species. You can only have a very simple form of communication with a
dog. You can only know what it thinks of you on a very simplistic
level. A dog is not in a position to give legal consent to marry you.

Now a man and a woman can do that, because they are of the species
'homo sapiens', and can fully communicate their thoughts to each
other. Two men or two women can do the same thing. But a man and a dog
can't....

> It's a long way to travel, you know... all across the country... but
> it'll be worth it, eh!
> Yeah, it'll be worth it! When I pound ole' Slope then, it'll be legal!

Well, no. They will tell you what I have just told you, and probably
pass some remarks about your intelligence.....or lack of it....

>
> Oh... wait... does that mean I'll have to stay in CA?
> I'm not sure the frogs will take to me and ole' Slope in the same bed!
>
> Oh well, only one way to find out, eh!

Does your head ever hurt?

Toodle pip!

Dr. Barry Worthington

>
> http://tinyurl.com/4aajn6
> --
>
> As always,
> I B your
> Filthy Stupid Socialist Frog Speaking Canadian
> It's All For The Dogs, Eh
 




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I can marry my dog in CA!
Filthy Canadian <MyQue  2008-05-15 18:57:15 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
xxxxxxxxxxxx@[EMAIL PROTE  2008-05-15 23:14:00 
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Filthy Canadian <MyQue  2008-05-15 19:30:55 
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xxxxxxxxxxxx@[EMAIL PROTE  2008-05-15 23:36:29 
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Filthy Canadian <MyQue  2008-05-15 19:48:34 
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"Operation Perkôff&q  2008-05-16 06:37:14 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
"Dexter" <de  2008-05-15 18:31:32 
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"James" <kin  2008-05-15 22:44:03 
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"Jim E" <YD6  2008-05-15 22:24:49 
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Governor Swill <govern  2008-05-16 14:36:02 
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"Dexter" <de  2008-05-16 14:54:10 
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"Jim E" <YD6  2008-05-15 22:23:52 
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Filthy Canadian <MyQue  2008-05-16 11:11:05 
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carlos <carlosmachina@  2008-05-15 20:42:18 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
Marinus van der Lubbe <  2008-05-15 22:05:49 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
ray <xxxrayted@[EMAIL   2008-05-16 08:13:15 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
"Lamont Cranston&quo  2008-05-16 09:17:20 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
ray <xxxrayted@[EMAIL   2008-05-16 12:24:11 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
"Lamont Cranston&quo  2008-05-16 11:24:13 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
Mack the Knife <bulldo  2008-05-15 22:57:06 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
mordacpreventor@[EMAIL PR  2008-05-16 09:16:12 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
carlos <carlosmachina@  2008-05-16 09:43:22 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
ray <xxxrayted@[EMAIL   2008-05-16 17:41:52 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
Bert Hyman <bert@[EMAI  2008-05-16 18:41:54 
Re: I can marry my dog in CA!
"Dr. Barry Worthingt  2008-05-16 12:25:21 

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