Hail Eris! On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:27:53 -1200, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Kadaitcha Man, when they suddenly burst out in
tears:
> The Secretary of HomIntern, ye hunch-backed fell-lurking cur, rash
wanton,
> ye trumpeted:
>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:30:45 -1200, Kadaitcha Man k'lamed:
>>> (¯`·.¸Craig Chilton¸.·´¯) -- Rx for RRR Cult's Loathsome
>>> Agendas: Extinction!, ye mindless brazen-face, out, you mad headed
ape.
>>> A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with, ye
>>> guffed:
>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:02:54 -0400, Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>>> Craig Chilton DID NOT write:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> <flush garbage>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> FORGERY by an immature loser.
>>>>
>>>>> I'm sure nobody gives a flying **** but it looks as if you're the
>>>>> one
>>>>> who
>>>>> has lost it.
>>>>
>>>> If you EVER manage to come up with something INTELLIGENT to say,
>>>> please give us advance warning so we can sit down for it.
>>>
>>> From: "(¯`·.¸Craig Chilton¸.·´¯) -- Rx for RRR Cult's Loathsome
>>> Agendas: Extinction!" <xanadu@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> NNTP-Posting-Host:
>>> 12.205.183.7
>>> Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:11:01 GMT
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>> IP address: 12.205.183.7 Reverse DNS:
>>> 12-205-183-7.client.mchsi.com. Reverse DNS authenticity:
>>> [Verified] Country (per IP registrar): US [United States]
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY Named in honour of the greatest
>>> of all Christmas Day kook-outs, this award honours those who would
>>> rather spend public holidays frothing continously on Usenet than risk
>>> contact with human beings in real life.
>>>
>>> For carrying his Usenet crusade against frogeries, alleged bigotry and
>>> the
>>> "RRR Cult's Loathsome Agendas" on the US' national 4 July holiday, I
>>> hereby nominate Craig Chilton for the auspicious EDMOND WOLLMANN
>>> MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY k0oK award.
>>>
>>> Anyone for seconds?
>>
>> I just looked downthread. He's got literally dozens of posts replying
to
>> you. Gunner deserves to be jointly nommed for CNOTM, but the Wollmann
>> should definitely go to Craig alone. Seconded.
>
>
> :)
>
> Make that a thirded.
Dangitall!
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