om the Contributor's Commentary section of the Bloomington, IN Herald-
Times (online version) in a discussion of, "Should prayer and daily
Bible reading be made mandatory in public schools:
(Same rhythm as "Lookit them tummygummers")
Lookit them Bible whackers
Aint they a sight?
Whackin them Bibles
Left an right
Whackin on Leviticus
Whackin on Romans
Spittin anda sweatin anda
Shoutin like a showman
Preachin on the covenant
An the rules thats in it
"Bring me a goat!
Theres one born every minute!"
Talkin how they hates the sin
But they loves the sinner
"Bend over fer the Lord
An I'll take ya out ta dinner!"
If yer a homer***ural
Ya got a special place
First they gotta beat ya
Then ya get some grace
Lessen yer a commie
Then they beat ya twice
An leave ya with a Bible
On accounta they so nice
How ta be a Bible whacker?
Whack it til yer blue
Do it on TV
An the flock will come to you.
