Re: =======> LOOKIT THEM BIBLE WHACKERS! <=======

ChasNemo wrote:
> om the Contributor's Commentary section of the Bloomington, IN Herald-
> Times (online version) in a discussion of, "Should prayer and daily
> Bible reading be made mandatory in public schools:
> 
> (Same rhythm as "Lookit them tummygummers")
> 
> Lookit them Bible whackers
> Aint they a sight?
> Whackin them Bibles
> Left an right
> 
> Whackin on Leviticus
> Whackin on Romans
> Spittin anda sweatin anda
> Shoutin like a showman
> 
> Preachin on the covenant
> An the rules thats in it
> "Bring me a goat!
> Theres one born every minute!"
> 
> Talkin how they hates the sin
> But they loves the sinner
> "Bend over fer the Lord
> An I'll take ya out ta dinner!"
> 
> If yer a homer***ural
> Ya got a special place
> First they gotta beat ya
> Then ya get some grace
> 
> Lessen yer a commie
> Then they beat ya twice
> An leave ya with a Bible
> On accounta they so nice
> 
> How ta be a Bible whacker?
> Whack it til yer blue
> Do it on TV
> An the flock will come to you.

In the words of the Church Lady: "I'll just have to say a little prayer 
against you."