They are both hot to soo but without a clue.
They would make a good hook-up couple. Who says the FLDS can have all the
women? Maybe they can spend all their time and energy suing each other
and
leaving the rest of us alone.
Then again they could combine forces with the result of twice the inanity,
idiocy, and kOOkery with less results and cooperation (like they get any
now).
On Thu, 22 May 2008 17:09:04 -0500, "Armenian War Library"
<awrlibrary@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>ya think doogie would like to hook up with our local kook Lady Veteran?
I
>hear Bobbie is a real zinger.
>
>"Troll #327" <leonard@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
>news:agrb34l6vit4eij615lptjsnc6m08gqkjn@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>> I noticed when I received this that there were many many sections that
>were
>> repeated word for word from the transcript of Doogie's previous phone
>call. It
>> looks just like his USENET posts. Rehashed crap recycled ad nauseum
where
>it
>> has nothing to do with the subject at hand. I truly think that when
>Doogie
>> gets on a rant, that nothing else matters or is allowed to intrude on
his
>> activity. Things such as reason, truth, and facts.
>>
>>
>> Due to another successful FOIA request, I was able to secure a
>> transcript of another conversation where Dubious Doogie
>> was complaining to the FBI about some "forged FBI do***ent"in
>> this conversation. I present below the official transcript of
>> Doogie's further conversation with the FBI:
>>
>> Sometime in May 2008..
>>
>> FBI: "Good afternoon, FBI Seattle, Special Agent Hoover speaking,
>> no, not that one, no, no relation either."
>>
>> Doogie: "Hello, my name is uh Doug Reiman, uhhh Doug Von Riemam,
>> uhh Deitz, no lets go with Doug Grant this time and I want to discuss
>> with you a case of forged FBI do***ents"
>>
>> FBI: "Okay, so it's Doug Grant, this time, that's G-R-A-N-T"
>>
>> Doogie: "Well, actually my name is Doug Reiman."
>>
>> FBI: "Oh, I see. Reiman. R-E-I-M-A-N"
>>
>> Doogie: "But I use the name Doug Grant"
>>
>> FBI: "Okay Mr. Grant"
>>
>> Doogie: "But you have to use 'TM' after my name, because it's a
>> trademarked name"
>>
>> FBI: "So you're saying you want me to call you Mr. Grant-tm?"
>>
>> Doogie: "You don't have to call me that, you should just make a note
>> of it next to my name."
>>
>> FBI: "Grant-tm. Got it. How may your government be of service to
>> you today?"
>>
>> Doogie: "I would like to you investigate, arrest, and prosecute a
>> whole bunch of people who are forging FBI do***ents. But there could
>> be only one since they all use fake names all the time, so there
>> are a whole bunch but only one or to whole bunches."
>>
>> FBI: "I see Mr. Grant-tm, how are these people forging FBI do***ents?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Well first off, they sent me kiddie ****. Well, actually,
>> they sent me an e-mail that said 'Hot young teen babes - CLICK HERE!!'
>>
>> FBI: "And you consider this forging do***ents, Mr. Grant-tm?
Actually,
>> this is getting a little tedious, I think I'll just call you Mr. TM.
>> And you believe this is forging FBI do***ents?????"
>>
>> Doogie: "Of course it is!! Haven't you read the statutes I've posted
>> at least a thousand times regarding forgery of FBI Doucments?"
>>
>> FBI: "Posted? What have you posted, and to where?"
>>
>> Doogie: "I've posted it to rec.gambling.blackjack. It's the place
>> where all the con men and the hucksters prey on innocent people,
>> perpetrating egregious frauds on unsuspecting newbies."
>>
>> FBI: "Con men and hucksters?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes, I've already proved this in court you moron. There are
>> thousands and thousands of con men hucksters and they're all
>> cyberstalking me on rec.gambling.blackjack. But I already proved this
>> beyond a shadow of a doubt in court."
>>
>> FBI: "Well Mr. TM, if you've already proved it in court, why do you
>> need the FBI to be involved?"
>>
>> Doogie: "That's part of the conspiracy you moron!! The con men
>> hucksters managed to arrange through nefarious means (this is part of
>> what I need you to investigate) for the Federal Judge (who no doubt is
>> in on the conspiracy) to throw out my complaint! Then, in an
>> incredible shake of pure hucksterism the 3 Judges on the Federal
>> Appeals court PROVED that they are part of the same conspiracy!! They
>> dismissed my claims! And everyone involved is stalking me!!!"
>>
>> FBI: So let me get this straight, you say you're being stalked
>> by a massive conspiracy that includes thousands and thousands of con
>> men and hucksters and 4 Federal Judges. Ahem. So, what does this
>> have to do with forged FBI do***ents???
>>
>> Doogie: Those con men and hucksters keep posting stuff they claim is
>> a transcript of my last conversation with the FBI office. The post
>> claims to be an official FBI do***ent but it is a forgery.
>>
>> FBI: So, it is only one pur****tely forged do***ent. And how
>> do you know it is a forgery? You did call the FBI back
>> then didn't you?
>>
>> Doogie: Yes I did, but the forgery makes me out to be a real net loon.
>> It is outragous. Those con men and hucksters call it a parody.
>>
>> FBI: Mr. TM, it is humorous?
>>
>> Doogie: Not to me, like the FBI I have no sense of humor that I am
>> aware of.
>>
>> FBI: You know that parody is protected speech don't you?
>>
>> Doogie: But all of my stuff copyrighted!
>>
>> FBI: You do know that parody is a legitmate use of copyrighted
material
>> don't you????
>>
>> Doogie: But it is trademarked and copyrighted!!!!
>>
>> FBI: I see Mr. TM, and aside from this and the text-only kiddie
>> **** that they've sent to you, have they threatened you in any way?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Of course they have! One guy was claiming that I didn't
>> have a registered trademark, and posted that my status was DEAD! That
>> was clearly a veiled death threat."
>>
>> FBI: Your status is dead?
>>
>> Doogie: No you idiot! The status of my trademark is dead! Not me!
>> That's why it was clearly a death threat!
>>
>> FBI: "Mr. TM, your trademark is dead? Then why are you insisting I
>> call you Mr. TM Mr. Grant?"
>>
>> Doogie: "You will recognize my trademark, because I claim common law
>> trademark rights! Don't you know anything you blithering fool!?"
>>
>> FBI: "Yes Mr. Grant no-tm, please continue about the death threats."
>>
>> Doogie: "Another group of people all threatened to put me in their
>> kill files! Clearly, they intend to cause me harm."
>>
>> FBI: "Killfile you?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes. This is clearly a threat from the con men hucksters."
>>
>> FBI: "Don't forget the Federal Judges."
>>
>> Doogie: "I haven't even gotten to the best part yet."
>>
>> FBI: "And that is?"
>>
>> Doogie: "All of these con men and hucksters are really the same
>> person."
>>
>> FBI: "They are?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes, his name is Bingo Billy Rusty BillyRubin Abdul Solinas
>> Mizz Tie"
>>
>> FBI: "That's one hell of a name."
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes, they are using dozens and dozens of AOL accounts to
>> stalk me. Believe me, I know how it works. I once created 150 AOL
>> accounts in order to defeat one of their nefarious plans."
>>
>> FBI: "You defeated their nefarious plans by creating 150 AOL
>> accounts?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Well, no, I didn't actually defeat them. The USENET
>> Volunteer Votetaker turned out to be another member of the conspiracy,
>> and she through out all of my fake votes as frauds!!"
>>
>> FBI: "So these people are all one person posting from AOL accounts."
>>
>> Doogie: "Oh no, it's much worse than that. They have a magical way
>> of making their posts look like they're not coming from AOL. They use
>> aol, home.com, web-tv, paxentertainment and hundreds of other
>> providers. But THEY'RE REALLY ONLY ONE GUY POSTING FROM AOL!!!!"
>>
>> "IT'S CLEARLY A MASSIVE CONSPIRACY!!! ALL DESIGNED TO CYBERSTALK
>> ME!!!!"
>>
>> FBI: "Clearly, eh? Okay."
>>
>> Doogie: "The most sinister part of it all involves Mizz Tie."
>>
>> FBI: "Mizz Tie?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes. You see, she claims to work for a casino. But it's
>> obvious that all of the con men hucksters are liars, so she obviously
>> doesn't work for a casino."
>>
>> FBI: "And this is sinister how?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Because it's all part of the conspiracy! You see, because
>> she is a con man huckster and a liar, it's obvious that she's SECRETLY
>> WORKING FOR THE CASINOS!!!!"
>>
>> FBI: "I thought you said that she SAID she worked for a casino."
>>
>> Doogie: "I did! Don't you see now how deep and sinister this plot
>> really is?"
>>
>> FBI: "I see Mr. no-tm. And do you feel as though you're in any
>> danger?"
>>
>> Doogie: "No, I'm not in any danger. I was in Vietnam as a Navy Seal.
>> I've killed many many times. I've got a PURPLE HEART MEDAL err, Card,
>> err you know what I mean. I am not afraid of those con men
>> hucksters."
>>
>> FBI: "You were a Navy Seal and have a Purple Heart Medal?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Well, no. I was actually a seamstress. I stitched ID seals
>> and insignia on to uniforms for the Navy. It was a killer job, that's
>> what I meant. I stabbed myself a couple of times and even drew blood.
>> When I told my story to my secretary she just slipped up and posted
>> that I had a Purple Heart to an account that I owned and was totally
>> legally responsible for any content attributed to that account. I
>> tried to have it taken down, but the Google Engineers are secretly
>> working for the CASINOS too. Google put the post back up in it's
>> original form as posted on the account that I am totally responsible
>> for. Don't you see, they are all working against me - all of them!!!"
>>
>>
>> FBI: "So let's see if I got this straight. You are being
>> cyberstalked by one guy on AOL who posts under thousands of aliases
>> and 4 Federal Judges, who sent you spam e-mail, told you your
>> trademark status was dead and they threatened to killfile you. You
>> don't feel threatened by any of this and you believe that this
>> qualifies as cyberstalking."
>>
>> Doogie: "Of course you moron! I've posted the cyberstalking statutes
>> a thousand times. This is clearly proof!"
>>
>> FBI: "Yes Mr. Grant. Anything else?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes. They called me a maroon."
>>
>> FBI: "A maroon?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Yes, they say: 'What a maroon' whenever I post"
>>
>> FBI: "Oh, I get it!! Like Bugs Bunny! "What a maroon!"
>>
>> Doogie: "No you blithering fool!! It's racist!! They are using
>> racist slurs to intimidate me!!"
>>
>> FBI: "Oh, Mr. Grant. I didn't realize you were black"
>>
>> Doogie: "I'M NOT BLACK, YOU IDIOT!!! This is all part of the
>> cyberstalking! They use racist slurs against me to stalk me and
>> threaten me!!"
>>
>> FBI: "Well Mr. Maroon, uh, Grant, eh Reiman. I have no doubt that
>> you are being cyberstalked, and we'll get to the bottom of it right
away.
>>
>> "How can we reach you?"
>>
>> Doogie: "Well, I live in the State of Wa****ngton now, but I don't
>> actually live in the State of Wa****ngton, I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.
>> But you can reach me at my Wa****ngton phone number which forwards to
>> my home in Las Vegas where I have hundreds of sup****ters who answer
>> the phone and say it's me."
>>
>> FBI: "Yes Mr. Grant no-tm, we'll get on this right away"
>>
>> Doogie: "The cyberstalking must end!!!"
>>
>> FBI: "Yes, Mr. Grant."
>>
>> [ sound of telephone hanging up ]
>>
>> FBI: "What a maroon."
>>
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>>
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>>
>> **************************************************************
>>
>> With apologies to Rusty Martin
>>
>> Copyright 2001 - Rusty Martin
>> Freely distributable throughout the internet so long as attribution is
>> given.
>>
>>
>> Rusty Martin
>>
>> "Indeed, we are satisfied that the appellants have mischaracterized
>> the facts." "...the reshuffle is hardly secret as the dealer does it
>> openly in the view of the players."--3rd Circuit Court of Appeals,
>> Justice Greenberg [Well duh! Doug]
>>
>>
>>
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