OMG! The economy is so horrible!

Yes the economy is so horrible here in the USA that
you can walk into any inner city slum and see the housing
projects with Satellite TV dishes sprouting all over the buildings,
and those apartments that don't have satellite dishes have
Cable TV.

Then observe the utter poverty as you scan the crowds of youth
hanging out on the corner, they are impoverished yet they wear
$200 sneakers, $200 jeans, carry only the latest cell phone or PDA
with which to entertain themselves texting their friends hundreds of
times per day.

When they are bored with this they can run home and watch that
Satellite or Cable TV or play one of their collection of digital video
games,
Playstation, Wii or some other, or if that's not enough they can jump
on that new suped up computer which of course has the fastest cable
modem
or DSL line.

But I tell ya, times are hard, the economy is very bad, so bad that
when
you look out into the parking lot of the housing projects it's almost
impossible to find a parking spot because they're all filled with new
cars and SUV's.

Yep, things are just horrible I tell ya, horrible.