Re: Fox's Sean Hannity Challenges Barack Hussein Obama To Confront Him On TV

"Governor Swill" <governor.swill@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message 
news:2dsf8415tu2c5n24qi472qrm7pfujmm62t@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> This is robw's brain on drugs:
>>And I'm "within my rights" to tell you to stuff it up your ass.
>
> You know when you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just
> need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,
> take it out on someone you don't know.
>
> I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
> to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
> 'Hello.'
>
> I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
> Carter?'
>
> Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, 'Get the right f *** ing
> number!' and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that
> anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to
> call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two
> digits.
>
> After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
>
> When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, 'You're an asshole!'
> and hung up.
>
> I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it
> in my desk drawer.
>
> Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
> day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole!'
>
> It always cheered me up.
>
> Then Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
> calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, 'Hi,
> this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if
> you're familiar with our Caller ID program?'
>
> He yelled, 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.
>
> I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an
> asshole!' and hung up.
>
> One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
>
> Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
> patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting
> for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale' sign
> in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
>
> A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had
> his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW
> asshole, too.
>
> I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
>
> He said, 'Yes, it is.' I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
> He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow
> duplex, and the car's parked right out in front.'
>
> I asked, 'What's your name?'
>
> He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
>
> I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'
>
> He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'
>
> I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'
>
> He said, 'Yes?'
>
> I said, 'Don, you're an asshole!'
>
> Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
>
> Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
>
> Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1
>
> He said, 'Hello.'
>
> I said, 'You're an asshole!' (But I didn't hang up.)
>
> He asked, 'Are you still there?'
>
> I said, 'Yeah.'
>
> He screamed, 'Stop calling me.'
>
> I said, 'Make me.'
>
> He asked, 'Who are you?'
>
> I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
>
> He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'
>
> I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, a yellow
> duplex, I have a black Beamer parked in front.'
>
> He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
> saying your prayers.'
>
> I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung up.
>
> Then I called Asshole #2.
>
> He said, 'Hello?'
>
> I said, 'Hello, asshole.'
>
> He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'
>
> I said, 'You'll what?'
>
> He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass!'
>
> I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance.  I'm coming over right
> now.'
>
> Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
> at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over there to
> kill my gay lover.
>
> Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on Oaktree
> Blvd. in Fairfax.
>
> I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax.
>
> I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of
> each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and
> a news crew.
>
> NOW I feel much better. Anger management really does work.
>
>
> Swill
> -- 
> No, his mind is not for rent
> To any God or government.
> Always hopeful, yet discontent,
> He knows changes arent permanent,
> But change is.
> http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html



ROTFLMAO.... too funny.... i wish i could have seen that...