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Aug 5, 1:19 pm, "Eddie Haskell" <h...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> "Dave Fritzinger" <dfrit...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Aug 4, 7:50 am, "Eddie Haskell" <h...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > "Patriot Games" <Patr...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:35:36 -0500, "Eddie Haskell" <h...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > > wrote:
> > >>I win.
> > >>That's right, you heard me. I win.
> > >>First of all, Z's assertion that..
> > >>"we own 3% of the world's oil. we use 25% of the world's oil. are
you
> > >>really thinking that if we could only get at all of that 3%,
> > >>everything would work out? you guys really take bush's hatred of
> > >>"fuzzy math" to heart."
> > >>.. is meaningless because it in no way tells us how much oil we have
> > >>because
> > >>the US % of world oil reserves is only relevant to the amount of
world
> > >>reserves, not the % of produced oil we use.
> > >>Thanks for the "fuzzy math," Z. The irony was delightful.
> > >>Secondly, the ban on offshore drilling is also a ban on offshore
> > >>exploration, which means we don't know how much oil we have. So all
> > >>your
> > >>arguments go right out the window.
> > >>So see? I win.
> > >>Heh heh heh..
> > >>[begin grandiose stars and stripes music here]
> > >><confetti>
> > >><cheers>
> > >><applause>
> > >>-Eddie Haskell
>
> > > Congratulations!
>
> > > Bringing much needed whoop-ass to Libs is always a worthy endeavor!
>
> > Like shooting fish in a barrel..
>
> > Heh heh heh...
>
> > Yes, a legend in his own mind...
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> Very good. I see you got the saying right this time after I had to
correct
> you.
>
> > Too bad you actually shot yourself in the foot, Eddie...
>
> There's the dismount..
>
> <applause!>
>
> Perfect projection! Amazing!
>
> Here, just take a look:
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> Eddie Haskell: It is quite impossible to take those two numbers and form
> an
> equation that will tell you how much oil we have or how long it will
last,
> and both numbers are irrelevant, accurate or not.
>
> Dave Fritzinger: Actually, you are wrong, as usual.
>
> What am I wrong about, Dave?
>
> Dave Fritzinger continues his statement thereby confirming that we are
> talking about the 3% and 25% figures: One number is the amount of oil
the
> US
> is known to have. Yes we may have some more, but not large multiples of
> that
> amount. The other is the percentage of the world's
> production that we consume, and our total consumption.
>
> -Eddie Haskell- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -
> if we tell you you won, will you be able to stop? i'm getting
> concerned.
What, concerned that my foot is going to wear out the seat of your
Wranglers?
-Eddie Haskell
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