FUN AT THE PEACE RALLY
When you meet a peacenik...
1.. Approach ignorant moron talking about "peace" and saying that there
should be "no retaliation".
2.. Engage in brief conversation; ask if military force is appropriate.
3.. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
4.. Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because this would
just cause a vicious circle of more innocent deaths, which would be awful
and we should not cause more violence, blah, blah, blah......"
5.. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
6.. When he is about to punch you back, point out that it would be a
serious mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that
would
"be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7.. Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional
violence.
8.. Punch him in the face again, harder this time. Repeat steps 5
through
8 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.
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