What will the Weasel do now?

Now that the highest court in the land has come right out and said that 
the founding fathers meant EXACTLY what the amendment said, what will 
the Lonely Ferret do?

I suggest getting a life, but it is probably too late for that.
40 year old, 5'2", 300lb, virgins, that smell like old cheese, don't 
have many options, other than to make it on the 6 o'clock news.