DALAI LAMA DIED ****ING PELOSI!

My CIA friend told me that the Dalai Lama tried to boost his libido by
swallowing 3 Vigra pills with whiskey and smoked 3 Buddha stick just
before
Pelosi walked in stark ****d. He was so worked up and jumped on her
instantly, trying to penetrate Pelosi through her panty. Needless to say,
he
went limp, slump over the bed with a frozen smile. He will be
re-incarnated
as a YAK for his carnal sin!